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6 months ago

Mike Mauti doesn't read books. He stares them down until they give up the information he wants.
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Don't know how I missed this before but this was a very funny and entertaining thread. If Mauti doesn't win any of the awards it's a shame. He certainly is MVP of this team. Without his leadership after the sanctions I shudder to think what this team looks like.
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6 months ago

Texas Lion said...
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Mike Mauti is called Logic.

One of favorites
"Leadership is to be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds" WE ARE and ALWAYS will be...... RIP JVP
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Does anyone know if Mauti knows about the thread? Sean or Jeff should bring it to his and the team's attention just to get his/their reaction.
“We need to keep this (expletive) together,” Mauti and Zordich to Hill
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6 months ago

Mauti missed a tackle once, just to know what it feels like.
When he makes a tackle, the opposing ball carrier has to fight off the urge to thank him... for not maiming him.
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Mauti wears pads only to protect the ones he tackles

This post was edited by psusuperman on 11/7/2012 at 4:42 PM
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Mauti =psu weapon of mass destruction
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

HolyLion said...
Mike Mauti doesn't read books. He stares them down until they give up the information he wants.
‏@Cordale10 Why should we have to go to class if we came here to play FOOTBALL, we ain't come to play SCHOOL, classes are POINTLESS
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psusuperman said...
Mauti wears pads only to protect the ones he tackles
‏@Cordale10 Why should we have to go to class if we came here to play FOOTBALL, we ain't come to play SCHOOL, classes are POINTLESS
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6 months ago

Mauti doesn't try to outrun the cops, the cops try to outrun Mauti.
"A bowl game ain't nothing but a vacation." - Gerald Hodges
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6 months ago

M anchild
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This post was edited by Seltz on 11/7/2012 at 6:35 PM
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6 months ago

Superman once challenged Mike Mauti to a fight. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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6 months ago

Death once had a near-Mike Mauti experience.
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6 months ago

Haven't checked over here in a bit, couldn't believe this thread was still going...haha...it's a good one...I'll pitch in another one......
When Mauti farts, others fight to take credit for it....

This post was edited by RoboBuckeye on 11/7/2012 at 10:43 PM
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Mike Mauti is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia. Fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia. Fear of Mike Mauti is called logic.
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Chuck Norris once called Mike Mauti soft. It only happened once.
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Wen Mike Mauti was born, he slapped the doctor and cut is own umbilical cord.
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Everyone pays the piper so the piper can pay Mike Mauti.
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6 months ago

All4PSU said...
Mike Mauti is the reason Waldo is hiding.

My favorite so far, love it.
‏@Cordale10 Why should we have to go to class if we came here to play FOOTBALL, we ain't come to play SCHOOL, classes are POINTLESS
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6 months ago

All4PSU said...
Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia. Fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia. Fear of Mike Mauti is called logic.

Already taken, sorry bud.
‏@Cordale10 Why should we have to go to class if we came here to play FOOTBALL, we ain't come to play SCHOOL, classes are POINTLESS
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6 months ago

There is no theory of evolution... just a list of creatures Mauti has allowed to live.
Charlie Mike.
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6 months ago

Mauti lets his actions speak for themselves.
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Mauti was kicked out of the worlds strongest man competition cause they didn't have anything to challenge him
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6 months ago

When Mike was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" Mauti received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
'Respect All Fear None."
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