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7 months ago

Says no.
‏@Cordale10 Why should we have to go to class if we came here to play FOOTBALL, we ain't come to play SCHOOL, classes are POINTLESS
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7 months ago

When Mauti gives opposing QBs the finger, he is letting them know how many seconds they have left before he blows them up.

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7 months ago

When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Mauti. When Mauti gets mad, run.
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7 months ago

Brett Favre can throw a football 50 yards. Mauti can throw Brett Favre even farther.
Penn State games do not require a play clock. Referees ask Mauti when they are allowed to end the play.

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7 months ago

Braxton is fast and agile...Mauti will run around the earth four times before tackling him for a loss...just because he wanted some exercise.
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7 months ago

To all of these. Well done.
‏@Cordale10 Why should we have to go to class if we came here to play FOOTBALL, we ain't come to play SCHOOL, classes are POINTLESS
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7 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I am entertained.
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When Mauti breaks for the quarterback, the world's rotation speeds up under his feet by 25 mph.
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7 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

When MAuti lines up for a blitz. Quarterbacks sack themselves.
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7 months ago

When the press asks Peyton Manning how does it feel to play against New Orleans your home town team Sunday Peyton interrupted and said it was Mike Mauti hometown as well!
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7 months ago

Mauti doesn't need to win trophies, because one day he is going to be one.
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7 months ago

When Mauti relaxes with a beer, which is not often, he knocks down DOS QBs!
Fantastik! Is really formula 409! WE ARE....
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Chuck Norris fears Mike Mauti.
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7 months ago

when Mauti Looks at you, you should put it on your resume.....

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RoboBuckeye said...
So I'll bet when Mauti Looks at you, you should put it on your resume.....

Hey, if you come to the game Saturday and hang out behind the South of the stadium, you just might be lucky enough to earn a real resume bump when Mauti gets off the team bus. Good luck son!
Fantastik! Is really formula 409! WE ARE....
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psufankc63 said...
Hey, if you come to the game Saturday and hang out behind the South of the stadium, you just might be lucky enough to earn a real resume bump when Mauti gets off the team bus. Good luck son!

Unfortunately i won't be in Happy Valley this weekend...stuck in NC....
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when Mauti Looks at you, you should put it on your resume.....
‏@Cordale10 Why should we have to go to class if we came here to play FOOTBALL, we ain't come to play SCHOOL, classes are POINTLESS
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7 months ago

Mauti Mash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaqYAnoW8Co
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Boom goes the dynamite. No that's just mauti blowing up another HB in the hole.
Mauti got his first varsity sack at two unfortunately the QB is still buried in the ground.
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You've got an army? We've got a Mauti.
"You have to perform at a consistently higher level than others. That's the mark of a true professional." JVP
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The moniker LBU was bestowed upon Penn State when Rich Maiti declared to the world that his infant son MIchael would one day attend the school.

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"You have to perform at a consistently higher level than others. That's the mark of a true professional." JVP
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skaskela said...
The moniker LBU was bestowed upon Penn State when Rich Maiti declared to the world that his infant son MIchael would one day attend the school.

Carson is the most feared man in the world...he has Mauti on one side and Hodges on the other...
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7 months ago

Mike Mauti does not use parachutes or tires when he runs windsprints. He uses black holes.
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The Six Million Dollar man was built with spare parts from Mike Mauti.
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He is... the most interesting man in the world.
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