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Your fans come to games dressed as yellow seats.
"You have to perform at a consistently higher level than others. That's the mark of a true professional." JVP
You think Mark May is insightful.
Being 31 minutes behind schedule on a delivery loses you half your nightly income.
"PSU a 3 to 4 win team" - New-era, September 2012
Children being molested was the greatest news you ever heard
"We have a culture of integrity. That's not new at Penn State and that's not going to get old at Penn State."
....you pretend you have many many more national championships than you actually have.
...you think that THON is a horrible event.
... you don't understand why the Pennsylvania STATE University gets sports coverage in Pittsburgh.
...if you consider yourself a basketball school and you haven't been to a final four since the Roosevelt administration
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You lack even a rudimentary level of knowledge about football and how recruiting works:
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... if you just bought season tickets at full price for $99.00.
...if you think Wannstache is still building that wall.
Wait spitt has fans.
You couldn't get into Penn State.
Meyer4Prez "This is wut happens when ur team site analyst are huge homers glad Bill K+Alex G keep it real instead of getting our hopes up."
... if you call out PSU's "lack of diversity" despite the fact that Pitt has a higher percentage of white students in their student body.
If you think that going to a bowl means needing to take a dump, you might be a PITT fan.
If you think six wins is a successful season, you might be a PITT fan.
If you have more teeth in your mouth than fans in the stand, you might be a PITT fan.
If your team could never even win the Big Least, and you somehow have high expectations about moving to the ACC.
Not always true!
If you rely on TMZ as your source for news and current events, you might be a PITT fan.
... if you live in Pittsburgh and hate the Steelers
...if your tailgating starts an hour before the game (or doesn't exist at all).
...you got mad at the Thread title but can't get the jokes.
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