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Don't know how I missed this before but this was a very funny and entertaining thread. If Mauti doesn't win any of the awards it's a shame. He certainly is MVP of this team. Without his leadership after the sanctions I shudder to think what this team looks like.
One of favorites
"Leadership is to be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds"
WE ARE and ALWAYS will be...... RIP JVP
Does anyone know if Mauti knows about the thread? Sean or Jeff should bring it to his and the team's attention just to get his/their reaction.
“We need to keep this (expletive) together,” Mauti and Zordich to Hill
Mauti missed a tackle once, just to know what it feels like.
When he makes a tackle, the opposing ball carrier has to fight off the urge to thank him... for not maiming him.
Mauti wears pads only to protect the ones he tackles
This post was edited by psusuperman 17 months ago
Mauti =psu weapon of mass destruction
Why should we have to go to class if we came here to play FOOTBALL, we ain't come to play SCHOOL, classes are POINTLESS
Mauti doesn't try to outrun the cops, the cops try to outrun Mauti.
"A bowl game ain't nothing but a vacation." - Gerald Hodges
This post was edited by Seltz 17 months ago
Suck It Emmert!! and "Sorry for not being sorry for being a Penn Stater" - Philafan
Superman once challenged Mike Mauti to a fight. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
Death once had a near-Mike Mauti experience.
Haven't checked over here in a bit, couldn't believe this thread was still going...haha...it's a good one...I'll pitch in another one......
When Mauti farts, others fight to take credit for it....
This post was edited by RoboBuckeye 17 months ago
Mike Mauti is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia. Fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia. Fear of Mike Mauti is called logic.
Chuck Norris once called Mike Mauti soft. It only happened once.
Wen Mike Mauti was born, he slapped the doctor and cut is own umbilical cord.
Everyone pays the piper so the piper can pay Mike Mauti.
My favorite so far, love it.
Already taken, sorry bud.
There is no theory of evolution... just a list of creatures Mauti has allowed to live.
"On paper they have nothing to play for– no bowl games, rankings, or championships– yet they play like they have everything on the line."
Mauti lets his actions speak for themselves.
Mauti was kicked out of the worlds strongest man competition cause they didn't have anything to challenge him
When Mike was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" Mauti received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
'Respect All Fear None."
Mike Mauti knows Victoria's secret.
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