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Don King turned down the opportunity to represent Mike Mauti because he only specializes in representing "men of lesser toughness"
Dares you to knock the chip off his shoulder....go ahead...do it
"Leadership is to be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds"
WE ARE and ALWAYS will be...... RIP JVP
Mauti perfected the LaVAr Leap before LeVar even knew what it was.
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Mauti let himself be blocked once, just to see what it was like
I please the ladies by any means necessary
Hurricane Sandy was started when Mauti decided to skip stones at the ocean.
When Mike Mauti does push-ups, he doesn't pull his body up, he pushes the earth down.
Pretty entertaining thread Tex! Looks like you started something here! +1
October 12, 2013. PSU 43 - UM 40 (4 OT). Unfortunately this fan wasn't around long enough to see it!
Mauti doesn't need to tackle, opposing players take a knee...even when he is on the sideline.
Mauti had a cameo in Star wars. He was The Force.
Mauti once did a roundhouse kick. On the other side of the planet, Chuck Norris started to cry.
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Mauti hits opposing players so hard, their kids will be born with a headache.
One of the funniest threads I can remember reading. Well done!!!
Mauti has only two settings seek and destroy
Hurricane Sandy is thinking about turning back out to sea, because the storm heard that Mauti is going to be in PA.
When bowling, the pins spontaneously fall down for Mauti to avoid being hit...
Craig Fitzgerald asks Mike Mauti for lifting advice
PENN STATE FOREVER
Haha this one was awesome.
I heard Mauti sleeps with a night light. Not because he's scared of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him.
When Mauti had knee surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
"You have to perform at a consistently higher level than others. That's the mark of a true professional." JVP
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Mike Mauti stories
Time stands still for Mauti. He allows it to more.
Hurricane Sandy originally intended to make landfall in PA on Saturday night. Mauti smacked the crap out of it and told it to come back next Tuesday.
Maui told hurricane sandy to come back next week because he did not want her raining on our victory celebration tonight! Let's go state!
Why should we have to go to class if we came here to play FOOTBALL, we ain't come to play SCHOOL, classes are POINTLESS
Superman wears Mike Mauti pajamas.
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Mike Mauti is called Logic.
When Mike Mauti walks to class in the rain, he doesn't get wet. The rain gets Mauti.
Mike Mauti doesn't read books. He stares them down until they give up the information he wants.
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