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Why should we have to go to class if we came here to play FOOTBALL, we ain't come to play SCHOOL, classes are POINTLESS
When Mauti gives opposing QBs the finger, he is letting them know how many seconds they have left before he blows them up.
This post was edited by Goalieman688 18 months ago
When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Mauti. When Mauti gets mad, run.
Brett Favre can throw a football 50 yards. Mauti can throw Brett Favre even farther.
Penn State games do not require a play clock. Referees ask Mauti when they are allowed to end the play.
This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by BlkShoeCole 18 months ago
Braxton is fast and agile...Mauti will run around the earth four times before tackling him for a loss...just because he wanted some exercise.
To all of these. Well done.
I am entertained.
When Mauti breaks for the quarterback, the world's rotation speeds up under his feet by 25 mph.
When MAuti lines up for a blitz. Quarterbacks sack themselves.
When the press asks Peyton Manning how does it feel to play against New Orleans your home town team Sunday Peyton interrupted and said it was Mike Mauti hometown as well!
Mauti doesn't need to win trophies, because one day he is going to be one.
When Mauti relaxes with a beer, which is not often, he knocks down DOS QBs!
October 12, 2013. PSU 43 - UM 40 (4 OT). Unfortunately this fan wasn't around long enough to see it!
Chuck Norris fears Mike Mauti.
"I tell guys, 'Would you rather go to a Volkswagen dealership to get a Cadillac, or do you go to Cadillac?' "
-- LJ, Sr.
when Mauti Looks at you, you should put it on your resume.....
This post was edited by RoboBuckeye 18 months ago
Hey, if you come to the game Saturday and hang out behind the South of the stadium, you just might be lucky enough to earn a real resume bump when Mauti gets off the team bus. Good luck son!
Unfortunately i won't be in Happy Valley this weekend...stuck in NC....
Mauti Mash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaqYAnoW8Co
Boom goes the dynamite. No that's just mauti blowing up another HB in the hole.
Mauti got his first varsity sack at two unfortunately the QB is still buried in the ground.
You've got an army? We've got a Mauti.
"You have to perform at a consistently higher level than others. That's the mark of a true professional." JVP
The moniker LBU was bestowed upon Penn State when Rich Maiti declared to the world that his infant son MIchael would one day attend the school.
This post was edited by skaskela 18 months ago
Carson is the most feared man in the world...he has Mauti on one side and Hodges on the other...
Mike Mauti does not use parachutes or tires when he runs windsprints. He uses black holes.
The Six Million Dollar man was built with spare parts from Mike Mauti.
He is... the most interesting man in the world.
gotta give credit to the Buck...that was funny.
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